But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
