ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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