allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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