It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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