I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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