i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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