Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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