New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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