D3 body, D1 cock
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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