Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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