I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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