Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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