FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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