And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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