so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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