Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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