I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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