you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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