I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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