I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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