If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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