i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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