Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
