I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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