come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He felt like a one man threesome
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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