I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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