It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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