do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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