So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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