how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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