why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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