omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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