I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
