I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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