I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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