did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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