On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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