Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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