The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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