I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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