no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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