ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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