My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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