spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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