He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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