just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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