Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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