Nicole vs. Life
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I came so hard my ears popped.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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