How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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