shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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