3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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