You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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