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We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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