I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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